the story of the fish

Once upon a time, a little boy named Madden got a pet fish.

He had never been more excited about anything in his entire life.

When his mom and dad asked him what the fishy's name was, first he said "Naomi."

Then his mom and dad told him the fish was a boy and he said the fishy's name was"Finn. Like Finn McMissile."

The little boy fed his pet fish morning and night, and never wanted to leave the fishy's side.

Literally.

In fact, he preferred to eat his meals right outside of the fishy's tank.

He played "sharks" with his fishy and whenever he would wake up, Finn would be the first word out of his mouth. He'd burst into his parents bedroom at the crack of dawn with these statements

"Finn woke up, Mom!"

"Finn's in trouble, Dad!!"

"Finn needs me, Mom!"

His mom so badly wanted to capture an image of how excited the little boy was, but he kept jumping up and down and making the picture blurry. So the mom said, "hold really still, and just show me how excited you are about your new fish...."

the end.